My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

Opening with a cute story from when she was seven and photographed her parents having sex, stand-up comedian Handler goes on to discuss the virtues of the one-night stand, which amount to having sex early enough so you’re not months into a relationship before you discover he’s into “anal beads and duct tape.” She discusses her quest for sex with a “black man,” which doesn’t work out because the date she finds on ChocolateSingles.com has a penis so large, she “would have had to be the size of the Lincoln Tunnel to accommodate that thing.” After him, there’s a “little midget,” but she sobers up before sleeping with him. Next come a number of would-be partners with penises too small to consider. Finally, there’s a guy Handler does sleep with, only an embarrassing incident involving a “giant skid mark” prevents her from seeing him again. By the end, Handler considers settling down with one man, which might actually net her more sex than these mostly unconsummated one-night stands. Anyone who laughs at the mere mention of vaginas and penises may find Handler’s book almost as much fun as getting drunk and waking up in some stranger’s bed.

Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler - 015 Overboard.mp3 40.38 MBs
Chelsea Handler - 016 Out Of The Closet.mp3 28.62 MBs
Chelsea Handler - 018 False Alarm.mp3 28.06 MBs
Chelsea Handler - 014 A Wedding Story.mp3 26.57 MBs
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Chelsea Handler - 013 Oh, Shut Up Already!.mp3 24.19 MBs
Chelsea Handler - 004 Guess Who’s Leaving Through The Window.mp3 23.97 MBs
Chelsea Handler - 012 Doctor, Doctor.mp3 20.7 MBs
Chelsea Handler - 001 My Horizontal Life A Collection Of One-Night Stands.mp3 19.12 MBs
Chelsea Handler - 011 The Cookie Monster.mp3 17.69 MBs
Chelsea Handler - 010 Don’t Believe A Word I Say.mp3 14.45 MBs
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