BuyMort: Grand Opening: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona, Shopocalypse Saga, Book 1 - Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
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BuyMort: Grand Opening: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
Shopocalypse Saga, Book 1
Written by: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
Series: Shopocalypse Saga, Book 1
Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
Unabridged Audiobook
Release date: 2023-05-16
Language: English
Publisher: Podium Audio
Publisher’s Summary
Some predicted that the AI singularity would result in robots destroying the world. None of them ever understood that it was the sales algorithms they had to be afraid of.
After the arrival of the multiversal monopoly BuyMort, life got brutal. All systems were through BuyMort. All currency was through BuyMort. All sales were through BuyMort. You could resist, you could compete, but it didn’t really matter because in the end you used BuyMort—or you perished. BuyMort be praised.
But not everyone’s happy with the new system. Some, even, want to see it destroyed.
It’s quick. It’s convenient. And it will help people kill you and your family as readily as it will help them sell you knickknacks for a quick mortie. Because BuyMort doesn’t care about anything except the bottom line.
Enter Tyson Dawes, a no-cares slacker with a traumatic past, two wrinkled bucks in his wallet, and a crap job caretaking a crap campground in the desert sands of Arizona. He had a deal with the world. He didn’t change it, and it didn’t change him. Seemed simple enough. He liked it, anyway.
BuyMort changed all that the moment it let loose a torrent of alien entrepreneurs upon his planet, intent on selling everything that hadn’t been tagged through the system and classified as his private property.
When a man has little, he cherishes it. When that little is lost, he’ll do whatever it takes and change into whatever he needs to be able to get that little bit back.
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This post has 15 comments with rating of 4.2/5
May 22nd, 2023
Thank you!!!
May 22nd, 2023
I’ve been waiting for this one. Thanks h0ser!
May 22nd, 2023
Thanks!
May 22nd, 2023
Bought this on audible. Well worth it
May 23rd, 2023
I was expecting the typical litrpg trash and I’m pleased to report this book is surprisingly good. It’s unexpectedly well written, with a unique universe, creative characters, and has a great narrator. Don’t skip this one.
June 2nd, 2023
Looking forward to #2! Thanks again for the great surprise!
June 12th, 2023
It’s written well enough, but it’s pretty juvenile even for a litrpg. I think it thinks it’s funnier than it actually is.
July 22nd, 2023
Buymort 2 is out, but not on this site yet 😞
August 1st, 2023
Book 2:
https://audiobookbay.lu/asbs/5508buymort-smart-shopper-shopocalypse-saga-damien-hanson-joseph-phelps/
April 14th, 2024
This sounds very cool, don’t let me down.
April 14th, 2024
MC is a loser. Space Walmart takes over and the governments give up. MC stays a loser and shy plus abused.
December 12th, 2024
This is a Great series.
I am finishing book 3.
The only problem is that the time passage is totally unrealistic.
December 12th, 2024
Very Minimal if any annoying Stats Numbers.
December 12th, 2024
Different Voices for all Characters.
The narrator is very talented.
March 6th, 2026
7 out of 10, Good series. ending was satisfying… But… weird naga kink.
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